What the heck!

So I just read the last blog - hey Mom, what gives? You blame me for the mess? How can a baby as beautiful as me be responsible for such mess? I think it is the feeder, not the eater, who is at fault here. :)

Omniverous.

Our little boy is vegetarian no longer.

Here's a video of his experience with organic, free-range, air-chilled chicken (this is California, after all).

The past couple of days he's been eating halibut, too. Someone should tell this kid to eat with his mouth closed. And to try getting at least a little of it in his mouth, instead of all over his face, in his hair, on the high chair, on the floor, on the walls.......

Alright already - here are the %&*#@! Pictures

OK, so I am a slacker, I said I would get you pictures and I never did it - sitting around eating bon bon's is hard work.

Anyways, here they are - a plethra of Mexico Pics. Enjoy!

So Why are we in Mexico City where I got to Play on FIVE STAR sheets?

It wasnt so I could play in a life size condom - Mommies friends did that.

It wasn't so dad could pay three peso's to go to the bathroom - (That's all the paper they give you when you pay -good thing it was number 1)

Hey who put this picture in here - don't look at me I'm naked

It wasnt for the sunsets - Why are they so nice down here (cough, cough)

It wasn't for the street food - nice to look at but we didnt dare eat it.

It wasn't for the cool music on a portable organ that they "grind" (Shh we took this pic without paying)

It wasn't for the coffee - mmmmmm coffee

Did I mention it wasn't for the coffee? Oh How I want thee.

We didn't come to Mexico city to see the presidential palace and it's great courtyards.

We didn't come so I could learn a neat way to carry my room key

Or see one of the worlds LARGEST cities from way up high.

It sure wasn't to meet this interesting fellow.

Or this one - ELMO? You speak Spanish?

It wasn't for the daily thunder storms - thanks dad for Holding the umbrella - your doing a smashing job.

It could have been for the ladies...although it was a good bonus...

I Like this one ALOT! Can I keep her?

It sure wasn't for the Crib's - can you say lawsuit kids? I knew you could.

I don't think we came here so mom could carry me while I slept

Did we come to Mexico City to see really cool art work like this by Diego Rivera? No but it was neat.

So Why did we come to Mexico City if it wasn't to see cool cactus growing through chainlink fences...
Or to Climb (or be carried) up the Sun Pyramid - Dont worry the camera was at an angle, dads not that good.

Oh hey what the deuce Im not your sun god sacrafice put me down...

Thats Better -

As I was saying, if we didn't come here for all these amazing sites, then why were we here?

It wasn't to get confused in the metro - I thought we left SF

But I will give you a hint - What condoms on veggies doesn't help?

Speaking of condoms - mom and dad had to protect the stroller/highchair when I ate...with FIVE STAR TOWELS - bet they wonder why they had carrott stains on them.

So if it want for the big red ants...

Or the Pyramids

Or the store that sold naked people

and it for sure wasn't for the torture museum dad wanted to bring me too (he was too smart for that, mom would have killed him...hey she could have used the stuff in here for that)

And if it wasn't to goof off with dad...

Or view the city from our hotel room...

or get taken by this old lady

or see the Palace of fine arts...

or see a train that has no tracks...

The reason we are here must be because of this poster...which mom presented along with two others at the International Confrence on AIDS

Wow - after all that I am tired. Until Next time.

PS. Dad hates the way BLOGSPOT formats pic's it's a big pain in his ass.

So Sorry No Pics of Mexico

Sorry there are no pics of mexico yet - Shelley brought her work computer and there is no SD slot - No SD slot means no transfer, no transfer means no pics for the Blog. We head home in the AM so tomorrow we will upload pics and share all about our adventures, from watching shake downs with the cops, to climbing pyramids with a baby (someone should have warned us about the the alt. here) Anyways, more to come soon and yes, next time the story of the nose bubble.

until next time.

6 freakin teeth

Thats right our little guy has 6 freakin teeth already - WTF! Lets have a moment of silence for what is left of Shelley's nipples.

On Brighter news Cole and I are exploring Mexico city while mom does her thing at the International AIDS Confrence - lots of fun and Cole has no trouble meeting the Latin Ladies, they seem to flock to him - at breakfast the waitress took him for about 5 minutes and just hugged him and held him - lucky little guy, I asked if it was my turn next - she didnt seem to understand english, damn it!

Sorry for the lack of pics on this post - I will hopefully have more from our days adventures soon.

next blog - I will share with you the nose bubble.

Until later